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Debuting on Blu-ray + DVD Combo Pack and DVD September 21st from Sony Pictures Home Entertainment,Stomp The Yard: Homecoming returns audiences to the yard of Truth University for the all new, explosive, high energy drama. The sequel to the $75MM box office hit follows Chance Harris (Collins Pennie, Fame, TV’s “Hawthorne”) as he looks to find a balance between his school, work, relationships and the opportunity to perform at the nationally televised step competition during homecoming weekend. The up-and-coming energetic cast also includes Terrence J (BET’s #1 Rated “106 & Park”), Stephen “tWitch” Boss (TV’s “So You Think You Can Dance”), Pooch Hall (The Game), Kiely Williams (The Cheetah Girls), Keith David (Death at a Funeral, The Princess and the Frog), Tika Sumpter (TV’s “One Life to Live”) and a featured appearance by Columbus Short (Stomp the Yard, Death at a Funeral). The bonus features include deleted scenes, commentary and the featurette “Stomp on the Yard: Choreography,” which takes viewers behind-the-scenes of this high-energy dance romp. Filled with all new phenomenal, step- routines, Stomp the Yard: Homecoming will be available on Blu-ray + DVD Combo Pack for $30.95 SRP and on DVD for $24.96 SRP.


Synopsis:

In the countdown to a national step-off, rivalries at Truth University run red hot. The Theta Nus are counting on new pledge Chance Harris (Collins Pennie) to lead the team to victory. But he’s too caught up in his own problems to focus. At odds with his father, caught up in romantic troubles and targeted by a street gang for an unpaid debt, Chance must decide what is truly important and make the choices that will shape his life. Stomp the Yard: Homecomingunites a powerful cast featuring Terrence J and Pooch Hall with a soundtrack packed with pulse-pounding tracks.


Directed by Rob Hardy (The Gospel), Stomp the Yard: Homecoming is from a story by Albert Leon and a screenplay by Albert Leon and Meena Payne. Columbus Short served as executive producer, with William Packer producing.


DVD and Blu-ray Bonus Features Include:

§ Deleted Scenes

§ Featurette: “Stomp on the Yard: Choreography”

§ Filmmaker and Cast Commentary

Say Goodnight
Year: 2010
Director: David VonAllen
Stars: Aaron Paul, Carly Pope, Shannon Lucio
MPAA Rating: R
Studio: MTI Home Video
Running Time: 90 Mins








It annoys me that most of the independent romantic comedies that I’ve come across these days are tying to be the male version of “Sex and the City”. Case in point, “Say Goodnight”.

“Say Goodnight” is about guys, who are looking for the perfect relationship. The film follows four friends, who are meeting up at a club for a night of fun and drinks. They start telling stories about the loves of their lives and how they constantly find away to screw up their relationships with them. Now, they are they’re wondering if they should try and win them back or move on with their fun single lives.

Normally when I watch an independent film, I’m hoping to see a film that gets me into the flow of the film and enjoy it for what it is. With “Say Goodnight”, I just wanted to smash my blu-ray player from the fifteen minutes on.
I don’t know where to start. This film felt like your typical paint in the numbers type of film, as this was an annoying film from start to finish. First time writer/director David VonAllen falls flat on every aspect. I had a hard time following this film, as the use of the narration during the course of the film contributed to the film’s slow pace. It makes everything seem annoying, which takes away your attention. I’ll talk more about this, when I talk about the screenplay. The humor on both sides was not good. VonAllen makes no attempt to generate funny moments here. He doesn’t bring any energy to any of the scenes, which is needed in order to get the viewer to have a good time. The acting side of it wasn’t good either. The performances either came off as annoying or they felt cliché to the point that nothing was going to save this film. It came off as a romantic film with the life sucked out of the room and not what you need when watching these films.

VonAllen’s screenplay wasn’t much better, as this story just feels like four characters chatting for eighty plus minutes. One of the reasons for this, the film just focuses on four male chatting about relationships instead of developing the characters troubles in finding relationships. It made me not care about any of the relationships. It was like VonAllen was going to tell this story through a narration type device, instead of developing situations. The narration device is using used to help move the story along, but it’s used constantly here for the conversations that the four main characters are having. It slows everything down in the story to the point that you’re sitting there getting angry at the screen. It’s just annoying. The other problem that this film has, the fact there isn’t any funny moments in the whole film. I think he was trying to get laughs through the narration. That just doesn’t work, because it just felt like four characters chatting. When that doesn’t work, then the film is just a total failure.

If your looking for a film of this callable, rent “Swingers”, it’s much better film than this. “Say Goodnight” is something that you should say goodnight to when seeing this at your local video store or VOD provider.

Review Rating: One Star

Welcome to the 250th Edition of my long running series. That is quite a number there and the fact that I have been doing it on a weekly basis for this long of time must make me weird, nerdy, geeky, whatever you want to call me and I will take them all as compliments. Thanks to everyone who has supported me through the years old and new. Thanks to a great cast and crew for ARSENIC AND OLD LACE, it was a lot of fun. Now to my ten selections for the week. I have more animation than usual, the start of a Robin Williams series, the continuation of a Paul Newman series, a silent film, the likely end of a James Bond series, and many other things.

Gidget (1959): I saw this when it was on TCM On-Demand where we really have the iconic of the beach films I would imagine. This also spawned many sequels and tv shows with many different actresses playing the part including a star-making turn from Sally Field in the tv series. However, none of the Gidget girls can match everyone's favorite beach girl Sandra Dee who was just perfect for the part. Sandra Dee plays Frances Lawrence who just does not fit in with her female friends. She then meets surfer Moondoggy, played by James Darren, who lives life on his terms. She then decides she wants to learn how to surf and joins this clique. Cliff Robertson, known by most as Uncle Ben from SPIDER-MAN, plays the Big Kahuna, who is kind of Moondoggy's friend and rival in some ways. This movie was a lot of fun where we witness our Gidget learn a lot about life and maybe more than what she wanted. There are some pretty funny moments in here and is a great guilty pleasure.

Falling For a Dancer (1998): This is my British mini-series for the week. Elisabeth Dermot-Walsh stars 1930s girl Elisabeth who at age 19 commits the ultimate sin and gets pregnant before getting married. The father did not remain in the picture so through lots of pressure marries a middle-aged man whose children were not much younger and hopes for things to get better. This is based on a novel by Deirdre Purcell which co-stars a young Colin Farrell. This was shown on BBC as four 50-minute episodes. This is a pretty well done British series that can be found on Netflix.

Waltz With Bashir (2008): Ari Folman wrote and directed this documentary which he shot as animation. Folman plays himself where he is a veteran of a Lebanese war and interviews fellow veterans hoping to be able to piece together memories he no longer has of the war. The animation was done very well which kind of added some element to the story where live action would not have done. I found this on Netflix. This is the first animated film to be nominated for an academy award in the category of Best Foreign Language film.

Glimpses of California (1946): This is my short film for the week which is part of the TravelTalk series they seem to be showing on TCM On-Demand. This takes a look at some landmarks at Hollywood like Glendale's Forest Lawn Memorial Park and other things. Like most of these shorts, James A. FitzPatrick narrates it. This is a very long series of short films which give us brief tours while we are still just sitting on our couch.

Happy Feet (2006): This is part one of a Robin Williams series. As of right now it is a two-parter but could possibly be five. I remember the first time I saw this was when I was working at a day care center in the summer and we took a group of elementary age kids to see this when there was an actual dollar cinema. Those were the days. As soon as I started watching this I thought "the Penguin's MOULIN ROUGE" and I continued to really enjoy it. We join the Emperor penguins who are taught to find a soul mate, they must be able to sing. Then Mumble, voiced by Elijah Wood, is born and becomes an outcast as he cannot sing but has the very strange talent of tapping which does not go well with the rest of the group. Noah the Elder, voiced by Hugo Weaving, believes Mumble is causing their fish supply to dwindle with his tapping and exiles him. Mumble then goes on quite a journey to prove it is not him where he meets a more outgoing group of penguins, led by Robin Williams, and they join Mumble to find his answer. Williams also voices the character Lovelace who gives advice for a pebble. This is a very interesting statement made towards global warming but the movie still entertains and I love musicals. The music here is all hit songs like Queen's SOMEBODY TO LOVE, Prince's KISS, and many others. Hugh Jackman gets to show his musical side as Memphis, Mumble's Elvis-like father. Other actors include Nicole Kidman, Brittany Murphy, and many others. If you don't like penguins, you might like this but it is good family entertainment.

Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie (1994): This is my anime selection for the week. This is based on the great game from Nintendo but it is not the same as the movie STREET FIGHTER which was also released in 1994 which stars Jean-Claude Van Damme. Yes, the characters are mostly the same but the story is different and better in this version. In my featured version, this was actually produced by Capcom who produced the video game and I do not believe there was ever intention on either side to have both of these movies so close to each other. In this one, we meet the evil Bison who is trying to recruit for his terrorist group Shadowlaw. He uses mind-control to coerce people into doing things they would not normally do including Cammy who is a very decorated secret agent. He has never had the satisfaction of having the greatest fighter until he witness Ryu and his friend/rival Ken Masters both of which are great martial arts fighters. We then have the American Colonel Guile who must team up with the Chinese Chun-Li to bring down bison. This was a lot better than that movie, and likely better than the recent film they did on Chun-Li. I believe STREET FIGHTER fans will like this version since it was done a lot by its own creators. This is available on instant Netflix.

Daffy Duck's Quackbusters (1988): This is actually four animation films in one week which is quite a rarity and what I like is that I used four without using Disney though I might use Disney next week. I found this on Encore On-Demand which was a Looney Tunes film put together by some newer footage but other shorts and does a pretty good job. This one really focuses more on Daffy who inherits a lot of money from a millionaire who dies. That millionaire is working from beyond the grave to make sure Daffy uses it for good or he will lose that money which Daffy slowly witnesses. He then forms his own supernatural detective agency which employs, Bugs, Porky, and Sylvester. They then investigate some strange happenings and have some great Looney Tune moments. I like watching these, most of these cartoons really have no messages shoved down your throats, just some great cartoon violence.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969): This is my western for the week and part two of what will likely be a three-part Paul Newman series. This one ranks very high on my western list which is a genre I don't really favor much but this one makes and exception. Paul Newman and Robert Redford play the title characters who formed the Hole in the Wall gang who rob trains and banks. They were a real-life gang and in this movie they flee to Bolivia when the cops get too close and come down to quite a showdown in the end. The outlaws are portrayed as anti-heroes in this film and the leads do a great job. Burt Bacharach wrote a good score and we have the famous theme song RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD by B.J. Thomas. I also thought the cinematography was great and loved the silent scene in the beginning. I guess Jack Lemmon actually declined the Sundance Kid with commitments to THE ODD COUPLE which I think worked out for everyone. If you're looking for lost of historical accuracy, this might not be it but this is a very fun western.

The Busher (1919): This is my silent film for the week. I saw they were doing a silent marathon on TCM and I have never really seen or featured a silent sports movie so I took this one. We meet a young pitcher in the Bush leagues who gets his opportunity in the majors where he finds it is not an easy world. Charles Ray plays this person and is very good. It is also a good, early showing of classic baseball and an enjoyable silent for silent buffs.

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977): This is part three of my James Bond series and likely the end but as always things are subject to change when it comes to this blog. So far I have used some Connery work so GOLDFINGER and just last week I used FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE. I decided for this one to delve into the Roger Moore era and my favorite of his. In this one, we see British and Russian submarines getting hijacked so agent 007 James Bond must investigate what happened with theirs. On the Russian side, we have the female agent XXX aka Anya Amasova. Curt Jurgens plays the villain of the movie Karl Stromburg who is looking to make a world of the sea. Barbara Bach plays Agent XXX who must team with Bond to find out what happened to the subs. Walter Gotell makes his first appearance as KGB general Gogol and was in the Bond film I featured last week, FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE, as one of the villains. Please don't dismiss this one if you have seen other Moore films and hate them. This one is much different where I feel everything works. We got a good villain, a great opening sequence consisting of skiing, some good chase scenes, a good Bond Girl. Richard Kiel is fun as the henchman Jaws who is very hard to defeat. These Bond all available on Movieplex On-Demand it looks like until sometime this month.

Well, that is it for this week. Tell me what you love and what you hate. Stay tuned for next week which so far includes more Robin Williams, more Paul Newman, and many others.

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Dark Sky Films, a division of MPI Media Group, announced yesterday that in anticipation of the upcoming Halloween horror movie season, Adam Green's HATCHET II will be distributed in theaters across the country beginning Oct 1. The film will be released without an MPAA rating, marking the widest release of an unrated genre film in more than 25 years.

AMC Theatres, under its AMC independent program, will be exhibiting HATCHET II in the top 20 markets across the country. Vitagraph Films is serving as theatrical distributor.


Just as the 80's had their signature murderous maniacs-HALLOWEEN's Michael Myers of Haddonfield and FRIDAY THE 13th's Jason Voorhees of Camp Crystal Lake- the original HATCHET marked the arrival of the latest and most lethal of the genre's stalking murderers: Victor Crowley, a crazed backwoods killer stalking the bayous of New Orleans.

HATCHET II picks up right where the 2007 original film ends, as Marybeth (Danielle Harris from HALLOWEEN) escapes from the clutches of the deformed, swamp-dwelling killer Victor Crowley (Kane Hodder from FRIDAY THE 13th). Marybeth returns to the Louisiana swamps along with an army of hunters to recover the bodies of her family and exact her revenge against Victor Crowley. The film also stars Tony Todd (CANDYMAN) and R.A. Mihailoff (TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE).

HATCHET II hits theaters on October 1st


"Hatchet II": Teaser Trailer




Samuel Goldwyn Films recently
send us information regarding their upcoming release "Legendary", which was produced by WWE Studios

"Legendary" is the stirring tale of a broken family struggling to regain composure – and how one son’s decision to follow in his family’s wrestling tradition changed everything. Worlds apart, two brothers soon learn what family truly means, and how victory can be found in unexpected places.

In the small town of Sallisaw, Oklahoma, the Chetley name is synonymous with victory. This inspirational tale of a young man’s dream to reunite his family through amateur wrestling is as triumphant as it is profoundly touching. WWE Superstar John Cena (The Marine) is Mike Chetley, a former high school and collegiate champion estranged from his family. Things change when his awkward, undersized, younger brother Cal (Devon Graye, Dexter) comes back into his life with a plan to unify Mike and their widowed mother Sharon (Academy Award® Nominated Patricia Clarkson, The Green Mile), but not without major setbacks. With the guidance of Red (Danny Glover, Lethal Weapon), Cal learns that winning against all odds is worth more then he could have ever imagined.

Legendary will be released in select theaters on September 10th!

Follow Legendary on Facebook by visiting the official WWE Studios page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/WWE-Studios/112125512167669 or visit the official website at: http://legendarythemovie.com


"Legendary": Official Trailer:




Lionsgate recently released the official poster for the upcoming Ryan Reynolds thriller "Buried".

Paul Conroy is not ready to die.


But when he wakes up 6 feet underground with no idea of who put him there or why, life for the truck driver and family man instantly becomes a hellish struggle for survival. Buried with only a cell phone and a lighter, his contact with the outside world and ability to piece together clues that could help him discover his location are maddeningly limited. Poor reception, a rapidly draining battery, and a dwindling oxygen supply become his worst enemies in a tightly confined race against time- fighting panic, despair and delirium, Paul has only 90 minutes to be rescued before his worst nightmare comes true.


"Buried" hits theaters in limited release on September 24th and expands nationwide on October 8th.


Scott Pilgrim vs the World
Year: 2010
Director: Edgar Wright
Stars: Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Jason Schwartzman.
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Studio: Universal Pictures
Running Time: 112 Mins



To think that a director is great, he needs at least three films that are great or memorable in either a serious manner or a geeky manor. This leads me to the film’s director Edgar Wright. His last two films were just great and memorable to the point that I recently upgraded them to Blu-Ray. But what makes someone great is that you take away the elements that made the previous films work and direct something outside your comfort zone. This was the case here as Wright’s frequent collaborators Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are nowhere to be found here. Instead, he has a graphic novel and Michael Cera to work with.

“Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” is based on the graphic novel series by Bryan Lee O’ Malley. Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera) is a 22-year-old who is jobless and plays bass for a garage band known as Sex Bob-omb. He has just met Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead), the girl of dreams. It sounds easy, but there’s a catch. He finds out that his new girlfriend that has baggage. Her exes formed a nefarious league to control her love life and are willing to do anything to eliminate Scott as a suitor. This range from a skateboarder turned actor, a vegan rock star to identical twins. In order to achieve true love, he must vanquish the league of exes before it’s game over. This film also features appearances by Chris Evans, Anna Kendrick, Brandon Routh and Jason Schwartzman.

With the exception of “Inception” and “The Girl who Played with Fire, this summer has been a let down for me, as there hasn’t been that film that made me want to see it again. There hasn’t been that great popcorn flick this summer, where you’re are walking out of the theater where you fell like you had a fun time. A good example would be “District 9” and “Star Trek” from last summer where it made you want to rush to see the film again, until now.

“Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” is film that is destined for cult status. The major thing going into this film was, if Edgar Wright’s is truly a very talented writer/director or was it was it the fact that he needs his frequent collaborators Simon Pegg and Nick Frost to make his films very entertaining. Thankfully, this film definitely solidifies him as a very talented writer/director, as Wright has really come a long way from “Shawn of the Dead” and “Hot Fuzz”.

One of the things that he does is to make the film’s shots stand out. I liked how, he goes into video game mode with the split screens and widescreen to some of the film’s most crucial elements. This brought back the heydays of “The Legend of Zelda”, “Street Fighter” and “Mortal Kombat”. It’s very creative and takes a lot of chances. I wished, some of the video games of the nineties would have more exciting instead being good for its cheesiness. Also, I loved the way that Wright opens up the film with the Universal logo in 8 bit graphics, then cut to the shot of the band in the film playing as the camera moves away from them, then cuts to the title cards with a grindhouse looking background to give the film it’s punk feel to it. That sequence perfectly helps set the tone to this film, as this film felt like a rock concert. Wright also does a very good job handling the performances and making them comic bookish to the point where it fits the tone of the film. He does a great job handling Michael Cera performance, as he come off as geeky and not annoying, which the character could’ve been but wasn’t.

The screenplay, which was written, by Wright and Michael Bacall does a very good job making the story and material very adaptable for the big screen. The big complaint of some comic films is the fact the feel of the story isn’t comic bookish. Not only does the story feel comic bookish, it also felt video gameish with some of the sequences and the way they were written. Another thing that I like the screenplay was the fact it’s given a chance to develop it characters. Sometimes films like this just totally ignores these aspects, but doesn’t here. There are some parts in this film where the action is slow, but it serves as it develops some of the main characters and the main relationship. That helps get invested with the characters, which makes it a better and fun film to enjoy.

I don’t know with the exception of maybe Michael Gondry, if any one could make this material very energetic and visually compelling like Wright did here. If this film was done by anyone else, then it would have probably ended up like some of the video game movies of the nineties and it would have been in the annoying 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! format too, even though this film felt like a 3D movie without the glasses. Finally, a summer popcorn film that made me walk out of the theater, very satisfied, as “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” is very visually captivating film and is perfect summer escapism at the local multiplex.

Review Rating: Five Stars

August 14th, 2010 marked the end of a TV show but of an era that I grew up with alongside The Muppet Show and The Cosby Show among others. After losing both the original hosts and gone through changes that were good and downright appalling, the long running film criticism show At The Movies was cancelled and it is now no more. The way Disney saw it, there was just no way to sustain this kind of format anymore, and it no longer fit into mainstream television the way it used to. In many ways, the show died out a long time before its final demise, but it has left me with so many memories that I can still cherish thanks to YouTube among other websites.



I had been watching this show ever since I was in elementary school, eagerly waiting to see which movies Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert would give thumbs up or thumbs down to. Now keep in mind, I got heavily into these shows because it was really the closest I could get to movies back then. It would be years before I finally got to go out to the local cinemas on a regular basis, and movies I was dying to watch I was forced to wait for until they came out on video (VHS to be exact). Back then, it took forever for films to be available to rent at your local video store (and this was in the day and age before Blockbuster Video). Of course, now with the window between theatrical release and DVD release getting shorter and shorter, I am beginning to wish it would take that long again.



My vast knowledge of movies past and present was thanks to shows like this one, and of all the ones on television, there was no touching the dynamic part time duo of Siskel & Ebert. These guys were among my childhood heroes, and I always imagined myself going to the movies with both of them. It took me a long time to eventually realize that getting these two in the same room together was nothing short of a miracle. You’d think they were the best of friends, but it turned out that they couldn’t stand each other for the longest time. They had even got into a fistfight one time over the needless revelation of the top secret plot twist from Neil Jordan’s The Crying Game (and that was an unforgivable offence). But it did eventually grow into a friendship to where if they didn’t agree with one another (and this was quite often the case), they had to acknowledge the validity of each other’s opinions at the end, and that’s even if it was done begrudgingly so.



The strong chemistry between these two Chicago newspaper critics was never something you could easily manufacture. You either had it or you don’t, and these two guys had it in spades. No one else could come close to what they accomplished, and this was made clear when they left one venue or channel for another. Both Gene and Roger had started out on a PBS show called Opening Soon To A Theater Near You which later became known as Sneak Previews. When they left it for national syndication, the lineup eventually settled on Jeffrey Lyons and Michael Medved. These two were chummy more than anything else, and each became quite irritating in their own little ways. Their growing concern at the increasing amount of violence was understandable, but they took it took it to a ridiculous level.



Now keep in mind; this was long before Medved became a crazed political zealot. I’m not knocking him for being conservative because that would really not be entirely fair. But it should be very clear by now than Michael is dealing with a world that doesn’t quite resemble the reality we all experience on a daily basis.



My discovery of Siskel & Ebert came when they were doing At The Movies for Tribune Entertainment. When they ended up leaving that incarnation for a more lucrative syndication deal with Disney, they were replaced by Bill Harris and the pathetic snob that was and still is Rex Reed. Even today, Rex Reed seems to revel more in his ability to eviscerate movies and the actors and directors involved in them to mere smithereens. The difference between how he saw movies to Siskel and Ebert was pretty extraordinary. While they would praise movies like River’s Edge, Rex would hate simply because he didn’t care for the way these kids acted. If Rex didn’t want to hang out with these guys (and those same people would probably have rather died than hang out with him), then the movie sucked. Wow, what an open mind this man has!



Anyway, it’s these few replacements that served to emphasize how rare you get a duo that works so well on television. Both Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert were critics I respected very much. This is not to say that I agreed with them on everything they said. It still pains me that they gave thumbs down to movies like Better Off Dead, In The Mouth of Madness, The Man With One Red Shoe, or Roger Moore’s last film as James Bond which was A View To A Kill. I don’t care what anyone says by the way, the last one is one of my favorite Bond movies regardless of how annoying Tanya Roberts was in it!



These guys (Ebert especially) were my inspiration in writing movie reviews, and they both taught us all that the best thing a film critic can do is champion a movie that otherwise might not reach a big audience. So many smaller movies get very little notice in large part due to the lack of studio support, and both Siskel & Ebert worked to make sure that these movies got the boost they so desperately deserved. Movies like My Dinner with Andre and Hoop Dreams or even Do The Right Thing may not have gotten the attention they deserved were it not for the backing of these two esteemed film patrons. Their power among other movie critics was so incredibly influential that they even went out of their way to show Academy Awards which movies should win as opposed to the ones that will win. I’d like to think that their unmistakable influence made movies in general much better than they already were previously.



As I grew up, I continued to watch Siskel & Ebert bicker over movies they thought were great, and of which ones they thought were utter crap. The most memorable moments from the show were when they seriously disagreed with each other over certain movies. One of the big ones was David Lynch’s Blue Velvet which Siskel hailed as a masterpiece while Ebert found it incredibly offensive in the way Lynch treated the actors, especially Isabella Rossellini. But the mother of all their disagreements was probably over Stanley Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket which Siskel proclaimed as one of the greatest war movies ever made, but which Ebert felt paled in comparison to other war movies as well as Kubrick’s own works from the past. They complained throughout the entire show regarding it, even through their review of Benji The Hunted. I do have to say that Siskel’s charge over how Ebert could give thumbs up to that one and not Full Metal Jacket was unfair. I mean c’mon! Those were two completely movies that needed to be taken on their own terms. Comparing the two was beyond pointless!



Actually, that’s the other thing I truly liked about Siskel & Ebert; as the years went by, the two of them were able to review movies for what they were instead of what they thought they should have been about. There may have been a time when either of them compared any of the Friday the 13th movies to Lawrence of Arabia, but that time was probably over as quickly as it started.



Many of my friends from school hated these two because the way they saw it, Siskel & Ebert hated all movies in general. That reasoning never made a lick of sense to me. I mean yes, they hated a lot of movies, but usually for a good reason. But if both of them hated movies every bit as much as people thought they did, why in hell would they spend so much time reviewing them? I can’t remember which show it was exactly when Gene Siskel said it, but he made it clear as to the kind of people he and Roger were:



“We don’t hate the movies! We love movies! We want them to be good!”



Besides, as you get older and have seen as many movies as these two had, your perceptions of them would be no different. Our tastes in the film will eventually evolve whether we like it or not. Evolution is a good thing though, and that’s regardless of what Kirk Cameron has to say about it.



Granted, peer pressure back in my severe period of adolescence almost made me burn up all the Roger Ebert review books I had purchased over the years. But I never did though probably because common sense had to kick in there at some point. My high school buddies may have called Siskel & Ebert the worst critics ever, but that was because they gave thumbs down to movies like Encino Man which itself annoyed me every bit as much. Let’s see what those same people feel about it now anyway! I saw Encino Man right after I watched Alien 3, and it did nothing to cheer up my mood.



When Gene Siskel passed away in 1999, the same year I graduated from college, a part of my childhood died along with him. In many ways, it was the beginning of the end for At The Movies, and I say that even though I applauded Roger Ebert for continuing the show and believed him fully when he said Gene would have wanted it that way. Still, no guest critic or replacement could ever match what Gene brought to the show or the chemistry he had with Roger.



Now I have no desire to knock Richard Roeper who eventually became the permanent co-host of At The Movies. It took a bit for him to grow on me, but he did deserve to be taken on his own terms. Calling him Gene Siskel’s replacement was completely unfair to him, and he brought his own rhythm to the show which eventually made him into a good sparring partner with Ebert.



Still, I think around the time he joined was when I started to lose some appreciation for the show and what it was meant to be about. They ended up reviewing at least five movies a show which ended up seriously cut down the time they had to talk about each one in more detail. It used to be where the critics could discuss a movie fully, but it had now gotten to where the conversations were reduced down to bullet points so they could fit in as many reviews as possible.



What really bugged me though was when they completely condensed the recap of the week’s movies. It used to be where they would give a final critical note before letting the movie pass into the place of history it had made for itself. Take this one for example:



“We both hated Jaws The Revenge and can’t believe this is the same movie Michael Caine stayed on location for instead of picking up his Oscar for Hannah and her Sisters. Two big thumbs down!”



Towards the end, it got to where they were saying that this one deserved thumbs down, that one thumbs up, they split on the other one, and they both liked this one and it opens in wide release the last week of October or something. Everything on the show had become way too fast paced, and it all started to go in one ear and straight out the other. No wonder the ratings decreased towards the end of the show’s run.



We all prayed for Ebert’s speedy recovery when he fell ill from cancer surgery, but time just kept going on and on and it soon became abundantly clear that he was never going to be coming back. It was fun to see what guest critics would end up coming on the show, and having guests like Kevin Smith come on was a big treat. But with Ebert gone, there was no way the show could continue like it had before.



This ended up causing Disney to make changes that almost completely destroyed the show, and I couldn’t blame Ebert or Roeper for walking out on the show when things changed too much. One of the changes resulted in bringing on Ben Lyons, the son of Sneak Previews critic Jeffrey Lyons, and it took no time for any of us to realize what an amazingly bad fit he was for a show like this. Can you think of another critic who would have declared I Am Legend to be one of the greatest movies ever made? How about one who was so excited to see Let The Right One In get an American remake? Moreover, who else could have called the trailer to Twilight one of the three movies to see this week? Does it take more than that to understand why the ratings for the show plummeted so quickly?



Even with the eventual replacement of Ben Lyons and his unlucky partner Ben Mankiewicz with two actual movie critics (A.O. Scott and Michael Phillips), the writing was pretty much on the wall for At The Movies. This show could only go on for so much longer before it was time to call it quits. Roger Ebert was correct in saying upon its cancellation in saying that the demise of the long running show had nothing to do with Ben Lyons or any of the other critics who came on to host. In this day and age with the internet, there is no longer any room for a show like it when you can find film criticism just about anywhere and everywhere you go.



Last I heard though, Roger Ebert is working on an internet based show of At The Movies with some of the same critics, and I would look forward to checking that out. At this point, the world wide web would probably be the best forum for this kind of show. So while the balcony may be closed, it will never be closed permanently (not for me anyway).



The ending of At The Movies is a shame, but not an entirely tragic one. It will eventually take shape again in another venue, and we are still left with many great moments that we can check out at the show’s official website as well as YouTube. For me, my favorite moments came from when Siskel & Ebert continued to sharply criticize the MPAA for not changing the X rating into something more appropriate like an A rating for adults only for movies that were not necessarily dominated by nudity. I still think my favorite review of theirs was when they justifiably eviscerated Jaws The Revenge for the horribly movie that it truly was. And while it may have broken my heart that they gave a highly unfavorable review to Another 48 Hours, I did have to come and see that they were right about it.



So thank you At The Movies for all the memories you left us, and for giving me the kind of appreciation for film that I may have had otherwise. The show may now be history, but its legacy will remain. I know that’s a clichéd way of putting it, so forgive me for not giving it a more thumbs up description. For those of you who hated the show, you may be entitled to your opinion, but you probably watched the show just as much as I did. Just accept it.



One other memory I have of the show was when I was getting off a plane at an airport and saw that Siskel & Ebert gave two thumbs up to Clear and Present Danger with Harrison Ford. I mentioned this to my mom as I was excited to see that they both liked it, but then she said:



“The important thing is that they agreed with each other on it.”



Point taken…


The Devil Within
Year: 2010
Director: Tom Hardy
Stars: Elizabeth DiPrinzio, Sarah Kathryn Harrison, Bill Oberst Jr.
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
Studio: Seminal Films
Running Time: 78 Mins












Finally, a horror/thriller that I reviewed that doesn’t involve people getting tortured, as the last three horror films that I reviewed, which it’s main purpose is to make you nauseated. Thankfully, it’s not the case with “The Devil Within”.

The film takes place in the Hollywood hills, where Serina is celebrating her eighteen birthday. Before the party, she and her friends are spooked when a street preacher tell them that doom is coming to them. They ignore these warnings and decide to have a night of sex, drugs, and alcohol with all her high school friends. Soon Serina’s party is going to come to a crashing end, as she finds out that the high school principal has a sick fixation over her and someone is killing all the guest as her birthday party is becoming one big bloodbath.

In the beginning of “The Devil Within”, I thought I was going be in for a film that has annoying teenagers and characters that I wasn’t going to be interested in. Even though the film has a couple of flaws, this was still an interesting thriller.

First time director Tom Hardy does good job with the direction here. One of the things that I liked about the direction was the way he was able to build up suspense with the way that he shot some the scenes. Even though, this film becomes predictable by the half way point, Hardy has a sense to try to keep your interest by creating tension in the way some of the scenes were shot. That what kept my interest. Hardy also does a good job in the way that he handles his actors performances. I thought that was one of the keys to why I enjoyed the film. The performances were controlled enough that you knew what characters you were going to like and what characters you thought were creepy and annoying to the point that you could care less about them. It helped get over the major flaw that this screenplay has.

Speaking of the screenplay, it was good for the most part. One of the things that Matt Dean does well with this screenplay, he sets the character up very well. He sets them up, so that everything in the end doesn’t come off as silly or doesn’t make sense with that character in particular. It doesn’t leave you with the feeling that the writer is just throwing stuff in for no apparent reason. I also though, Dean not turning this into a an annoying teens film or a film full of religious themes. It could’ve gone in either direction, but Dean is smart enough to make this story as your typical slasher film, instead of those things. The only thing that I had a problem had was the way that the killer was predictable. Dean doesn’t go a good job in making too obvious because you know its going to be either this character or that character, by the time that the party started. That has to do with the fact that he gives away too much, when developing these characters. This hurts this film, because the rest of this film is four star material. It’s a shame that it was predictable, as this should have been a very good film, instead of a good film.

“The Devil Within” overcomes it major flaw to become a good and entertaining thriller that worth a late night view.

Review Rating: Three Stars



Dan Zukovic's "DARK ARC", a modern noir dark comedy called "Absolutely brilliant...truly and completely different..." in Film Threat, will be released on DVD on August 24 through Vanguard Cinema.

The film had it's world premiere at the Montreal World Film Festival and it's US premiere at the Cinequest Film Festival. Featuring Sarah Strange ("White Noise"), Kurt Max Runte ("X- Men", "Battlestar Gallactica") and Dan Zukovic (director and star of the cult comedy "The Last Big Thing")

From the director of the 90’s cult hit “The Last Big Thing” a modern comedy noir about love, lust, art and the power of the image in today’s culture. “Dark Arc” tells the story of Viscount Laris, an eccentric modern-day dandy obsessed by the power of art and visual imagery to mold the behavior and psychology of the individual. With his complicit female muse Juxta, he orchestrates an elaborate series of staged visual events for the sole purpose of subliminally influencing the life of a harmless, down-to-earth graphic designer. As Viscount’s visual manipulations escalate his experiments begin to take on the cruel and sinister overtones that will lead the film to its shocking conclusion.

"Dark Arc" hits DVD on August 24th



Get ready for a wild ride as Lionsgate Home Entertainment releases the unpredictable romantic comedy KILLERS on September 7th to DVD, Blu-ray Disc, Digital Download and On Demand! Led by Hollywood favorites Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl, this hilarious, action-packed film also stars Tom Selleck, Catherine O’Hara, and Rob Riggle (The Hangover, The Daily Show).

This comedy about love, marriage, and everything in between comes packaged with to-die-for special features including deleted/alternative/extended scenes, a gag reel, and a “Killer Chemistry: Behind the Scenes with the Killers’ Cast” featurette!

Jen Kornfeldt (Heigl) thinks she has found the man of her dreams. He’s smart, charming and funny. So what if he’s also…an international spy? Fresh off of a sudden break-up, Kornfeldt reluctantly accompanies her parents on a vacation to the French Riviera. Unexpectedly, she stumbles upon the perfect guy, the too-good-to-be-true and incredibly handsome Spencer Aimes (Kutcher). After three wonderful years of romance, the newlyweds prepare to celebrate Aimes’ 30th birthday. However, events are cut short when bullets start flying, and his little secret is revealed. Confronting the news head-on, Kornfeldt is determined to discover what else he might be hiding – all the while trying to dodge bullets, keep up neighborly appearances, manage the in-laws, and work out some major trust issues. …And you thought suburban life was easy!

Blu-Ray & DVD Special Features:

“Killer Chemistry: Behind the Scenes with the Killers’ Cast” featurette
Gag reel
Deleted / Alternate / Extended Scenes

"Killers" Official Trailer

Welcome to the 249th Edition of my long-running series. This week I pay tribute to the late Maury Chaykin. I started performances for ARSENIC AND OLD LACE and the show is going very well. We have performances on Friday and Saturday at 7:30 pm at the Anderson Mainstage Theatre and the tickets are $10 so get some laughs. Thanks to the cast, crew, and "dead bodies", I will tag the friends I have on Facebook involved.

Almost Famous (2000): I start the week out with this masterpiece from Cameron Crowe which is a semi-autobiographical coming of age tale for him. We start with Patrick Fugit who stars as aspiring rock journalist William who is 15 years of age. He then gets an assignment from Rolling Stone to write about an up-and-coming rock band called Stillwater who he meets at the concert. Billy Crudup plays their guitarist Russell Hammond and begins a bond with William who they nickname "the enemy" since he is a journalist. MY NAME IS EARL star Jason Lee plays their cynical lead singer Jeff. Kate Hudson, in a great performance that still has yet for her to even come close to matching, plays "band-aid" Penny Lane and also forms an unusual friendship with William. Other "band-aids" include Anna Paquin and Fairuza Balk. Frances McDormand is great as William's over-protective and unusual mother. Philip Seymour Hoffman plays the real-life rock critic Lester Bangs who is kind of William's mentor. Other actors include SNL alum Jimmy Fallon, Zooey Deschanel, THE OFFICE co-star Rainn Wilson, and many others. This movie works on so many levels starting with Patrick Fugit perfectly playing the naive William who is thrusted into a whole new world when trying to get a story together. The chemistry between him and Kate Hudson was great as well as his interactions with Billy Crudup.

Where the Truth Lies (2005): This is my tribute to Maury Chaykin who had a small part as Sally Sanmarco. I will just start by saying this is NC-17 so it is not for everyone. Atom Egoyan directed this film which stars Kevin Bacon and Colin Firth as the comedy duo of Lanny and Vince. Alison Lohman co-stars as reporter Karen who is trying to uncover the truth of a dead girl the duo finds in their hotel room and what their involvement might have been since they shortly broke up their duo. There are some pretty intense scenes but the movie kept me pretty well with the performances of Bacon and Firth. There is not much else I can say without giving too much away.

The Verdict (1982): This is possibly part one of a Paul Newman series but that is subject to change. This is my courtroom drama for the week which stars Mr. Newman as attorney Frank Galvin. Frank has seen better days in his career and in his older age has a long losing streak, is an alcoholic, taking any settlement available, and is quite the ambulance chaser as he conveys in the beginning of the film when he is at a funeral. He is then hired for a medical malpractice lawsuit where everyone expects that he will settle but then realizes that this could be the chance to redeem his career and self-respect and decides to pursue it further and goes after the people he feels were wrong instead of getting them off with a settlement. Jack Warden plays Frank's mentor and the one who reluctantly helps him with the case. James Mason, in a later role, plays the opposition and is very good near the end of his career. Charlotte Rampling plays Newman's no-nonsense love interest. This was a very compelling drama and possibly my favorite of Paul Newman. Look closely for Bruce Willis and Tobin Bell as courtroom observers.

Spider-Baby or, the Maddest Story Ever Told (1968): Jack Hill directed this horror-comedy which stars Lon Chaney Jr. in a later role near the end of his career. He even sings the theme song which is quite amusing. In this film he plays Bruno who promises a crazy and dying man that he will look after his three genetically crazed adult children. Things get all twisted when some distant relatives come to meet them and even try to dispossess their home where these people get far more than they bargained for. This is not for everyone but for me goes down as a very underrated horror-comedy which was pretty well done. Jack Hill makes his directorial debut here and I guess in 2004 it became a stage musical so not sure how that went. You can find this on instant Netflix.

Diary of a Country Priest (1951): This is my French film for the week directed by Robert Bresson. This movie takes place in a very strict religious town where a young priest comes to work but has a hard time getting accepted and is not in agreement with the strictness of the town. In all the chaos, he must also deal with his own failing health that does not seem to be getting better. Claude Laydu makes his debut as the young and unhealthy priest and is very good. Apparently, that character was the inspiration for the character Travis Bickle in TAXI DRIVER in terms of his eating habits and isolation. This is a rather beautiful film and good for any foreign film buff.

The Tall T (1957): This is part two of my two-part Randolph Scott and director Budd Boetticher series. This is an adaption from a novel from the great author Elmore Leonard who I credit for getting me through high school in assignments where we had to read 300 pages for a novel in each grading period. Randolph plays I guess a drifter who loses his horse in a bet and hitches a ride with a newlywed couple which is then taken hostage by a man named Frank Usher, played by Richard Boone, and his men and gets worse when they learn the daughter, played by Maureen O'Sullivan, is a the daughter of a wealthy man. Brennan must then do what he can to keep them safe and the husband proves to not be the nicest man himself. This would be more for people who love the western genre. It is not really my favorite genre but I did not mind this 78 minute film with some good action and decent story.

Carrington (1995): This movie focuses on painter Dora Carrington, played very well by Emma Thompson, and focuses on many of her loves but mainly on the relationship with homosexual writer Lytton Strachey, played by Jonathan Pryce. The time period was during World War one England. She later forms a more physical relationship with soldier Ralph Partridge, played by Steven Waddington, who Lytton accepts as a friend but turns into an awkward situation. I do not put this movie on the level of great but because of the performances by the leads I can put as good. Pryce is they type of actor that never really looks the same in any film and this is no exception. Pryce and Thompson worked very well together.

Somewhat Secret (1939): This is my short film for the week which I found on TCM. This takes place in a very strict girls school where the assistant dean of the school declares that if any girl is caught doing the horrible sin of swing dancing will be in a lot of trouble. She then has a boyfriend who is the leader of a swing band and things get very complicated. This is a pretty fun 21 minutes. I notice I have been doing the 1939 thing a lot lately and possibly again next week.

Sugar (2008): I found this one on HBO On-Demand which this movie was produced by HBO films. Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck directed this baseball film which focuses on baseball players from the Dominican Republic and are invited to come try out for baseball and the United States. Algenis Perez Soto stars as the title character which the title is his nickname. It is a great portrait on how difficult the transition can be learning a new language, culture, even baseball style. When looking up this actor, I find this is his only film and his only one is great. I don't know where they found him and what the actor wants to do but he deserves more work if he wants it. This was a very well done independent film that is much lower on the radar than it should be so I hope this gets it a little exposure. It is available through Netflix. I do not believe it is any longer on On-Demand.

From Russia With Love (1963): This is part two of my James Bond series and it might continue next week but I am not sure yet. I might even have a movie with Robert Shaw next week but that is also subject to change. Last week I did GOLDFINGER which was the third but this week I feature the second one and what I consider to be more underrated Bond. Connery plays everyone's favorite British spy James Bond where he must investigate Russia and what they believe are threats except that it is a plot from the terrorist organization SPECTRE to get the British and Russians to fight each other. We first meet Bond's arch-nemesis Ernst Stavro Blofeld but only see the back of his head. Lotte Lenya plays former KGB agent turned SPECTRE terrorist Rosa Klebb who has some very interesting shoes. Robert Shaw was also very good as their trained terrorist Donald Grant who also never looks the same in his movies. Daniela Bianachi plays the naive Russian Tatiana who is being used by SPECTRE for their master plan. This is also the introduction of Desmond Llewelan as Boothroyd who us Bond fans for years would later be known as Q. It would not be until GOLDFINGER where we has the great dialogue between him and Bond though. Walter Gotell also makes his Bond debut as terrorist Morzeny but would later become recurring character of the KGB General Gogal which got introduced in the Roger Moore era and would become more of an uneasy ally for the British. This is a very good entry and Connery notes it as his favorite of his Bond films.

Well, that is it for this week. Stay tuned next week for the 250th Edition which so far includes Sandra Dee, Colin Farrell, Ari Folman, Brittany Murphy, and many others.


Lionsgate recently released the latest poster for "The Last Exorcism". Let me just say the poster will scare you.

When he arrives on the rural Louisiana farm of Louis Sweetzer, the Reverend Cotton Marcus expects to perform just another routine “exorcism” on a disturbed religious fanatic. An earnest fundamentalist, Sweetzer has contacted the charismatic preacher as a last resort, certain his teenage daughter Nell is possessed by a demon who must be exorcized before their terrifying ordeal ends in unimaginable tragedy.

Buckling under the weight of his conscience after years of parting desperate believers with their money, Cotton and his crew plan to film a confessionary documentary of this, his last exorcism. But upon arriving at the already blood drenched family farm, it is soon clear that nothing could have prepared him for the true evil he encounters there. Now, too late to turn back, Reverend Marcus’ own beliefs are shaken to the core when he and his crew must find a way to save Nell – and themselves – before it is too late.

THE LAST EXORCISM is written by Huck Botko & Andrew Gurland and directed by Daniel Stamm. Strike Entertainment and STUDIOCANAL present an Arcade Pictures production.

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"The Last Exorcism" hits theaters on August 27th


Academy Award® winners Adrien Brody (star of the Predators; Winner of Best Actor, The Pianist, 2002) and Forest Whitaker (Best Actor, The Last King of Scotland, 2006) star in the adrenaline-charged drama The Experiment, debuting on Blu-ray Disc™ and DVDSeptember 21st from Sony Pictures Home Entertainment.

The shocking psychological thriller unfolds when 24 men are chosen to participate in the roles of guards and prisoners in a study designed to evaluate the affects of power and control. Values are tested and lines are crossed when seemingly normal participants are pushed to the breaking point as the experiment spirals out of control.

The powerful remake of the 2002 German film Das Experiment co-stars Clifton Collins Jr. (The Boondock Saints: All Saint's Day), Cam Gigandet (Twilight) and Maggie Grace (TV's “Lost”).

The Experiment will be available on Blu-ray for $30.95 and DVD for $24.96 SRP.

DIRECTED BY
Floria Sigismondi

STARRING
Kristen Stewart - Joan Jett
Dakota Fanning - Cherie Currie

Michael Shannon - Kim Fowley

Scout-Taylor Compton - Lita Ford

Stella Maeve - Sandy West
Alia Shawkat - Robin

Riley Keough - Marie Currie

Johnny Lewis - Scottie

Genre - Drama/Music/Biopic

Running Time - 107 Minutes

Score - 3 Howls Outta 4


For a long time, rock 'n' roll music was a male dominated genre led by acts such as Elvis Presley, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and so on. However in 1975, eccentric record producer Kim Fowley gathered five young girls to form one of the first all-female rock bands, The Runaways. Even though they broke up in 1979, the band influenced a lot of other all-female bands, such as The Go-Gos and The Bangles. Not only that, but two of its members, lead guitarist Lita Ford and rhythm guitarist Joan Jett, achieved great solo success in the rock world.

Cherie Currie, the lead singer for The Runaways and the inspiration for their biggest song, "Cherry Bomb", would write a memoir called Neon Angel, about her hard life growing up, her time in The Runaways, and the massive substance abuse that pretty much ruined her career. Joan Jett, feeling it was time for The Runaways story to be told, decided to produce a film adaptation based on Neon Angel. Starring TWILIGHT's Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning, THE RUNAWAYS was released in early 2010 to decent critical acclaim but not much commercial success.

It wasn't due to lack of interest, since rhythm games such as Rock Band and now Guitar Hero are now bringing their music to younger fans. It was probably because if you've seen one biopic about a rock band, you've pretty much seen them all. At least THE RUNAWAYS has some great performances in its leads and in Michael Shannon, making it worth a look above most of the others.

PLOT
1975, Joan Jett (Kristen Stewart) and Cherie Currie (Dakota Fanning) are two teenage misfits with dreams of rock 'n' roll. Cherie loves David Bowie and is considered an outsider because of it, especially during a talent show where she lip-syncs to Bowie and even dresses like him, to the crowd's disinterest and ridicule [in one of the film's best moments]. Joan, at the same time, wants to start her own band but keeps getting shot down because "girls don't play electric guitars" and she needs to act and dress more feminine.

At a night club one night, Joan meets up with record producer Kim Fowley (Michael Shannon) to help her build an all-girl rock band. While gathering four members, including Lita Ford (Scout Taylor-Compton), Sandy West (Stella Maeve), and the fictional Robin (Alia Shawkat), Fowley realizes they're missing a singer that looks like Bridgette Bardot. This leads to Joan and Fowley finding Cherie, seeing that she has the sex appeal the band needs to get noticed. Wanting to get away from her neglectful mother (Tatum O'Neal) and her alcoholic father (Brett Cullen), Cherie agrees to join the band.

Fowley begins to give the girls a boot camp in rock 'n' roll. He tells them that they need to act and think like men, as well as indulge in the lifestyle such as drugs, sex, and alcohol. While the members follow the advice, Cherie indulges a bit too much and becomes a victim of her own dreams. The Runaways' fame is rapid [especially in Japan] and their self-destruction is even quicker. But the one thing that didn't get destroyed is the relationship between Joan and Cherie, whose friendship is passionate in more ways than one.

REVIEW
I'm glad a movie about THE RUNAWAYS was made because not many younger rock fans know about this band, even though "Cherry Bomb" is a very popular rock/punk song from the 1970s. And yes, the narrative to this film is your pretty standard biopic. We see our characters as struggling unknowns. We see them get together to form the foundation for the band. We watch them gain fame and fortune. We watch how drugs, sex, and fame can turn into negative influences, both personally and professionally. And then we see the eventual breakdown of the band and the aftermath they left behind. Some reviewers I read for this film called this structure "lazy". I don't because that's how all biopics should go. It's the law of the land.

THE RUNAWAYS does do things that make it stand out from other biopics of this kind. For one, it begins with a shot of menstrual blood dripping down Cherie's leg onto the pavement as she gets her first period. What other film can say that? Also, the fact that we're following a band of young girls trying to succeed in a world dominated by men is actually quite interesting and makes the film sort of a social study in gender roles. And we get a lot of that in this film. Kim Fowley, the band's own producer, criticizes the fact that they play like women and sing like women. He wants them to play like men and think with their cocks. On the road, the girls must deal with a male rock band [who are supposedly the band Rush] who don't believe that girls have any place in rock 'n' roll. Joan retaliates by peeing on their guitars. To keep up with the lifestyle, they indulge in alcohol and drugs. And when Cherie becomes the face of the band due to her jailbait looks and not for the music, the band resents her. Unfortunately, the theme doesn't go much further than it does on the surface. But it would have made for an interesting case study if the screenplay was a bit deeper.

In fact, the film plays with the idea of sexuality. We have Cherie getting her period in the first shot. We have Cherie gaining confidence, becoming sort of this shy girl into this growling sex kitten that wears provocative outfits on stage. Joan teaches Sandy West how to masturbate in the shower. Cherie, underage, sleeps with the much older roadie. And Joan and Cherie even share their own intimacy, making out and probably even having sex with each other. It's kind of fascinating and slightly uncomfortable to watch at the same time.

The main focus of the story, however, is the relationship between Joan Jett and Cherie Currie. I actually enjoyed the fact that Joan Jett was portrayed as very multi-dimensional, especially when it came to her sexuality. While she did have relationship with men, her relationships with women seemed more frequent and more powerful. Yet, Joan is never defined or trapped by labels. The total opposite goes to Cherie, whose looks were pretty much the major reasons why The Runaways were successful. She was the "sex kitten" of the group and Cherie had to struggle with that. And seeing the two characters interact with each other, even due to their differences, was quite refreshing for a biopic. Usually, you would have them argue and go their separate ways in anger. But there's nothing but love between the two characters. In fact, I think Joan may have been in love with Cherie, even if Cherie didn't feel the same way. Even after the breakup, there's a scene [where Joan is launching her successful solo career after "I Love Rock 'N' Roll" was released] where Cherie [now working retail] calls her after years of not speaking with the love between the two still there. So instead of a sad ending, we get a happy one, which was nice to see for a change.

I also thought the Kim Fowley character was extremely fascinating. The guy is such a creep. He verbally abuses the girls in the band. He won't pay the band even after a gig, making excuses for it. He sets up impromptu photo sessions for Cherie, having her be photographed in sexy outfits for publicity knowing it will piss the other band members off. And during the breakup scene, Fowley enjoys the implosion, instigating it. I wished this guy would get his own film because I have no doubt it would be an entertaining movie.

I do have issues with the narrative though. For one, a lot of the facts are pretty twisted here. THE RUNAWAYS makes it seem as if the band was only together for like a year of two, when they were together longer than that. We get no sense of time, which would have helped, because the band's fallout seems much faster than one would expect. In fact, it makes it seem as if when Cherie quit the band due to her issues, The Runaways broke up. Not true, as they continued to forge on for a while longer with Joan singing lead. I felt that this film should have been longer because things happened way too quick for anything to have any sort of resonance. There were a lot of things missing here due to a lot being crammed in such a short period of time.

And while I do think the Joan/Cherie relationship was the strongest aspect of the film and should have been the focus of the film [after all, it's based on Cherie's memoirs], I feel as if the rest of the group got the shaft. Sandy West, the drummer, is the only other member who gets decent screen time. Still, I had no idea who she was and I didn't really care. She was actually a very good drummer and had a decent solo career as well after The Runaways broke up, but you wouldn't get that from watching this. And as the co-founder of The Runaways, she got the shaft. Unfortunately, West passed away years ago, so maybe that had something to do with it. And the fictional bassist, Robin, is nothing but a silent stand-in for the actual bassist, Jackie Fox, who refused permission to be used in the film.

And my biggest gripe has to be for the lack of Lita Ford, who has become a hard rock/metal icon after The Runaways. She's barely in the film and when she is, all she does is bitch and scream at the other members. I read that Lita Ford refused to participate in the production of this film because she felt disrespected by Joan Jett's manager, who wanted her rights for a measly grand. I don't blame her if that was the case, but this feud with Joan Jett made the film less meaningful to me. At least Ford did meet with Taylor-Compton and approved the actress after having very personal conversations with her about their lives growing up, seemingly sharing many things in common. But I wish was more about Ford because she was a very important part of The Runaways as the lead guitarist.

Floria Sigismondi, a music video director, does a good job bringing the Neon Angel memoir to life. While the standard narrative is paced well, it's the musical scenes that really give the film life. Especially the famous "Cherry Bomb" performance during a concert in Japan, where we really see what The Runaways were really about and why they were pioneers. Sigismondi handled the relationships between characters well [especially Fowley with the band, Joan and Cherie, and Cherie and her twin sister Marie]. I thought she did a nice job touching upon the important aspects of the group without exploiting it.

The acting is actually quite good in THE RUNAWAYS. Kristen Stewart does a good job as Joan Jett, even looking like her real counterpart at times. She brings a swagger and edginess to the role, making me forget she's that same actress who stars in those TWILIGHT films. She proves that she's a capable actress here and hopefully she'll do more roles like this rather than the Bella Swan stuff we've been dealing with for years now. Dakota Fanning, as Cherie Currie [who was the only person the real Currie wanted to play her in any film, even before she was of age to be even considered], is simply phenomenal in this movie. I always felt that Fanning was the Jodie Foster of this generation, and THE RUNAWAYS may be the film where that looks to be a fact. Her sex kitten act and her descent into drugs and alcohol is unbelievably convincing. She smokes, swears up a storm, and doesn't hesistate flipping the bird. Her chemistry with Stewart is very good. And her singing is actually pretty good during the musical sequences. It's a very grown up role for such a young girl and she pulls it off with ease. I hope she stays out of trouble like other young starlets and stays the course, because I think she'll do some great things as she expands her filmography. And Michael Shannon as Kim Fowley is just incredible. He plays those creepy characters well, and this one is no exception. What's even scarier is that he actually looks like the real Kim Fowley. I really want this character to get his own film, and that's due to Shannon's ability as an actor. The other actors do well as well, but don't have enough of a character to really be anything of note. I will say that Scout Taylor-Compton and Riley Keough are the standouts in the supporting category. I just wish they had more to work with.

THINGS I'VE LEARNED WHILE PUBLICIZING MY CROTCH FOR PUBLICITY

- Joan Jett's friend's brother said that guys don't like girls who are tough, but girls who are soft. Tough or soft, it doesn't matter. Just as long as they aren't smelly, crusty, or yeasty, it's all good.

- "Rock 'N' Roll is a bloodsport." Since when did Jean Claude Van Damme become a musician? No wonder dance pop and hip-hop have taken over the airwaves!

- Sandy West masturbated in the shower in front of Joan Jett. So next time you see something forming around your shower head, it's not mold or grimey build up.

- Kim Fowley wanted the girls to think with their cocks. Obviously he's seen too much of Rupaul's Drag Race to realize that real women don't have bulges.

- Cherie Currie and Joan Jett snorted cocaine in an airplane bathroom. Obviously, they took the Mile High Club thing a bit too literally.

- Joan was pissed at Cherie for publicizing her crotch, instead of The Runaways music, in photos. If people didn't publicize their crotches, would Paris Hilton even have a career?

As a matter of fact, I agree with Joan on this one. Damn sex tapes...

THE FINAL HOWL
THE RUNAWAYS is a generic, yet entertaining biopic that I think more people should check out. While I wished the film more on the band and its music, the relationship between Joan Jett and Cherie Currie is actually quite interesting and helps moves the film's narrative along. Plus we get three solid performances in Fanning, Stewart, and especially Shannon that truly make this film worth a look. However, it's not the definite film about 70s female rock musicians [there's an actual documentary about The Runaways that makes for a nice companion piece], but it's still effective due to the performances and the excellent soundtrack giving this film a voice.



TRAILER


DAKOTA FANNING & KRISTEN STEWART PERFORM "CHERRY BOMB"